Archive for July, 2008

When the good Lord was handing out patience, I was almost certainly standing in front of a dessert case somewhere, tapping my foot and clicking my fingernails while the girl behind the bakery counter too slowly retrieved my pastry.

And where was I when they were handing out will power? Guess.
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If I were a bettin’ girl (and I would be if this was poker night), I’d bet that you knew someone you could qualify as a “One-Upper.”
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And by that, I mean it tasted like it was A TON of work.
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